What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? |
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? |
Why
don't you see blind people parachuting? |
What's
brown, smells and sounds like a bell? |
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? |
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good
looking? |
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? |
What is a man's idea of helping with the housework? |
If
at first you don't succeed . . . blame someone else. |
Husband: "I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it." |
Why
are petrol station toilets always locked? |
Always remember that you are
unique... just like everyone else. |
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too
sure, |
An old television with a toaster inside makes a cheap but effective |
'You want us to do WHAT?'
--- Ancient Chinese wall engineer. |